Star Wars Drinking Game

Introduction

To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game), an ample supply of your favourite drink. May the force be with you...

How to Play

Basically, every time one of the listed events occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink. If you are using alcoholic beverages, I really do not recommend emptying a whole glass each time. You will lose consciousness before Vader even says "Do not underestimate the Force". Drink whenever:

A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
A woman other than Leia is on screen
An elaborately made up alien has no lines
An entire planet is described as having one climate
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)
Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
Boba Fett talks
C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)
Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
Han brags about the Millenium Falcon
It is Luke's destiny.
It's not someone's fault
It's their only hope.
Leia insults somebody
Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
Luke discovers a long-lost relative.
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
Luke fights monsters or savages.
Luke is upside-down
Luke refuses to take someone's advice
Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
Luke whines.
Luke yells "Artooooo!"
Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
Obi-Wan Kenobi materialises for a guest appearance
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")
One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
People kiss
R2-D2 gets thrashed.
R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
Somebody gets choked
Somebody's hand gets cut off.
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
Someone exclaims "No!"
Someone has a bad feeling about this
Someone has a light sabre duel (includes just using light sabre)
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
Someone or something tries to get money from Han
Something doesn't work on the Falcon
Stormtrooper armour proves useless
Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they are aiming
Tarkin brags about the Death Star
The Emperor cackles evilly
The Emperor has foreseen something
There is a tremor in the Force
Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognise them
Yoda talks like a fortune cookie
Yoda uses bad grammar.