Star Trek Drinking Game

Introduction

You sad trekkies, still if this gets your thing going, go ahead knock yourself out...

How to Play

Put on a copy of the original Star Trek series, and take a drink for every of the following situations:

Kirk

• Saves the day with a stirring speech
• Says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
• Outwits a computer
• Takes responsibility for the whole crew
• Kisses the girl
• Gets the girl
• Says "Phasers on stun"
• Rips his shirt
• Violates the prime directive
• Bluffs his way out

Spock

• Uses the Vulcan neck pinch
• Shows emotion
• Looks into the science station
• Says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
• Refers to the doctor as illogical

Bones

• Says "He's dead, Jim"
• Points out he's a doctor, not a "---"

Scotty

• Says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
• Complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
• Pulls off a miraculous technological feat

Uhura

• Says "Hailing frequencies open"
• Sings
• Opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages

Chekov

• Pronounces a "w" like a "v"
• Says "But Keptin...."
• Promotes Russian history

General

• Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
• Yeoman Rand serves coffee
• Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
• Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
• A redshirt dies
• The transporter is inoperative
• The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
• The weapons are powerless
• Communicators malfunction
• Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
• The shields are about to collapse
• You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
• The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
• Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
• A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
• Starfleet exonerates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
• Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century
• Major character dies/is assumed dead